YOU
To my special one, deep down in my heart
I wonder how you sleep,
I wonder days and nights,
If only you could allow me to enter your life,
I'll watch you sleep,
Till the night turns dawn.......
YOU
tag and tagged
I’m being tagged. By the Anarchist
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
After you Joshua
What!? Am I some sort of mentally disordered person?
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The best Joshua under one roof
Yeah, thanks, everyone, remember ya!!!
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is…
Mum’s gone to Joshua
WTF!?
4. How would you answer a booty call?
All you need is a Joshua and a dream
WOW!
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Joshua Born and Bred
I can’t quite get it…. You know me?
6. To someone you dislike?
The Joshua that like to say yes.
to kill?
7. You’re in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Shake the bottle, wake the Joshua
I’m the peeing feeling?!?!
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say…
Nobody lay a finger on my Joshua
(that rocks!!!!!!)
9. You’re failing a subject, you say…
Taste the Joshua.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Get more from Joshua.
That’s more like it
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her…
Get back your ‘Ooo:’ with Joshua
Huh!? What’s “Ooo” ?
12. Someone told you you’re an asshole, you tell them…
Builds Bony Joshua
13. What are the best words to describe you?
3-in-1 protection for your Joshua
So, I’m a protector of myself??
14. If you’re going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
Just do Joshua
Movie Rating : 5 Stars
15. Your last words before you die…
Go on, get your Joshua out
Hey this is cool!
16. Your message to a special someone..
When you’ve got Joshua, flaunt it
Hahaha………I’m the best (flaunt : show off)
17. Title of this post will be…
Takes a Joshua and it’s Tickin!
I shall tag:
1.D.J.X
2.A Pher
3.Hannah
4.Karen Toh
5.Sharon Tang
6.Lemon Chicken
7.Michelle CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG!
8.Aida !!!!
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
Tag 20 people including me.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
After you Joshua
What!? Am I some sort of mentally disordered person?
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The best Joshua under one roof
Yeah, thanks, everyone, remember ya!!!
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is…
Mum’s gone to Joshua
WTF!?
4. How would you answer a booty call?
All you need is a Joshua and a dream
WOW!
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Joshua Born and Bred
I can’t quite get it…. You know me?
6. To someone you dislike?
The Joshua that like to say yes.
to kill?
7. You’re in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Shake the bottle, wake the Joshua
I’m the peeing feeling?!?!
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say…
Nobody lay a finger on my Joshua
(that rocks!!!!!!)
9. You’re failing a subject, you say…
Taste the Joshua.
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Get more from Joshua.
That’s more like it
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her…
Get back your ‘Ooo:’ with Joshua
Huh!? What’s “Ooo” ?
12. Someone told you you’re an asshole, you tell them…
Builds Bony Joshua
13. What are the best words to describe you?
3-in-1 protection for your Joshua
So, I’m a protector of myself??
14. If you’re going to have a movie about your life, the title is…
Just do Joshua
Movie Rating : 5 Stars
15. Your last words before you die…
Go on, get your Joshua out
Hey this is cool!
16. Your message to a special someone..
When you’ve got Joshua, flaunt it
Hahaha………I’m the best (flaunt : show off)
17. Title of this post will be…
Takes a Joshua and it’s Tickin!
I shall tag:
1.D.J.X
2.A Pher
3.Hannah
4.Karen Toh
5.Sharon Tang
6.Lemon Chicken
7.Michelle CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG!
8.Aida !!!!
Randomness
Talking about the survey I promised you guys last time, it’s time to execute it, here goes :
This is a real survey, I found out that it really work out….. although I can’t see you, but I’m sure that I know the answer. So, YOU, yes, YOU infront of the screen must participate in this survey….
Ready?
How many of you use left hand to write words? raise your hand. (although this will look quite stupid, but you better do it for the survey purpose.)
Next.
How many of you use right hand to write words? raise your hand.
How many of you use left hand to stir your coffee? Raise your hand.
How many of you use right hand to stir you coffee? raise your hand
Counting in progress………….. SURVEY RESULT :
YOU are so STUPID!!!!! I use spoon to stir my coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
* * *
At the kuching fest, last day of kuching fest
My little bro was walking on the lane of the garden show and he naughtily walked to the bush of flowers with rows of water-shooter (wonder how was that called). He toppled over a little stone and drop in the bush of flowers………
Aside from he gets dirty, the water-shooter stopped functioning.
Oops.
This is a real survey, I found out that it really work out….. although I can’t see you, but I’m sure that I know the answer. So, YOU, yes, YOU infront of the screen must participate in this survey….
Ready?
How many of you use left hand to write words? raise your hand. (although this will look quite stupid, but you better do it for the survey purpose.)
Next.
How many of you use right hand to write words? raise your hand.
How many of you use left hand to stir your coffee? Raise your hand.
How many of you use right hand to stir you coffee? raise your hand
Counting in progress………….. SURVEY RESULT :
YOU are so STUPID!!!!! I use spoon to stir my coffeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
* * *
At the kuching fest, last day of kuching fest
My little bro was walking on the lane of the garden show and he naughtily walked to the bush of flowers with rows of water-shooter (wonder how was that called). He toppled over a little stone and drop in the bush of flowers………
Aside from he gets dirty, the water-shooter stopped functioning.
Oops.
Exam Frenzy!!!!!
I
AM
NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
15/8/2009-21/8/2009
B.J.A
(now I’ve been busy studying just any other retards living in the school, yeah, I’m one of them who can risk my sleep just to get an A in exams. To my classmates and students, no offence cause this is the world of blogs……. Okay, I’ll now set the topic I’ll write on after exam ends………. What about this, “SURVEY”? this will sure be fun cause you’ll never knew what’s the specialty of Joshua….. that’s all for now, gotta go.)
AM
NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
15/8/2009-21/8/2009
B.J.A
(now I’ve been busy studying just any other retards living in the school, yeah, I’m one of them who can risk my sleep just to get an A in exams. To my classmates and students, no offence cause this is the world of blogs……. Okay, I’ll now set the topic I’ll write on after exam ends………. What about this, “SURVEY”? this will sure be fun cause you’ll never knew what’s the specialty of Joshua….. that’s all for now, gotta go.)
A walk on the lane of Puppy Love
I like her, I dare say. She’s sweet and the way she talks is lovely. However, she didn’t look good at all. I mean, she’s not good looking despite of her cuteness. But I like her, her specialty. After discovering that I feel comfortable and wants to talk to her more, I’m confused. Is that love for a kid, or it’s love…….
* * * * * *
Then there’s this morning. I woke up. Normal. But something is missing. My feeling is gone. Did Dopamine ran out? ( search : dopamine on wikipedia.org). where’s the good feeling for her? Why I’m feeling nothing when I sees her? Am I too tired to bear this secret personally, till I mind forget it, for my own good? It may make me hurt less, but I don’t like this feeling. I savoured the moment when she looks at me, and I looked at her. Miss the scene of her whispering to me through the phone. But why is my mind working well when I sees her, when she talks to me? No irregular heartbeats, no sweaty hands, no breathing-difficulties. Just normal.
Am I going to lost this lovely feeling, together with those happy memories which escapes from my mind a little by little?
* * * * * * *
As I’m getting ready to let this dying dopamine-feel till some other time, someone really close to her tell me that she seemed like me. I should have known it! She’s acting weirdly when she looks at me, everytime, but exceptionally sweet when she’s on the phone. Why is that happening to her? She’s sometimes happy, angry, hysterical, weird when she meets me, bloody weird. But I’ll never forget that she’s cute and talks like a little girl when she talks in the phone, bloody weird. Did I found out that her eyes actually shines when she looks at me? Bloody weird. Maybe she’s trying to hide his feelings? Or, she’s too shy to let me know? Or is that me who’s imagining these things, am I, or reality is facing me, right now, right here? She likes me?
* * * * *
Yeah, I’m blogging now. I got sweaty hands, irregular breathing, and breathing-difficulties. Yes, the feeling is still there, but it’s hidden for the time being. (Exams, you see). I’ll let God decide what will happen next, just bring it on! I firmly believe that God will prepare her for me. She might not be the one, but I know I’ll found someone I really love oneday.
(thanks for listening)
(The SECRET ends here, no outspread is needed.)
* * * * * *
Then there’s this morning. I woke up. Normal. But something is missing. My feeling is gone. Did Dopamine ran out? ( search : dopamine on wikipedia.org). where’s the good feeling for her? Why I’m feeling nothing when I sees her? Am I too tired to bear this secret personally, till I mind forget it, for my own good? It may make me hurt less, but I don’t like this feeling. I savoured the moment when she looks at me, and I looked at her. Miss the scene of her whispering to me through the phone. But why is my mind working well when I sees her, when she talks to me? No irregular heartbeats, no sweaty hands, no breathing-difficulties. Just normal.
Am I going to lost this lovely feeling, together with those happy memories which escapes from my mind a little by little?
* * * * * * *
As I’m getting ready to let this dying dopamine-feel till some other time, someone really close to her tell me that she seemed like me. I should have known it! She’s acting weirdly when she looks at me, everytime, but exceptionally sweet when she’s on the phone. Why is that happening to her? She’s sometimes happy, angry, hysterical, weird when she meets me, bloody weird. But I’ll never forget that she’s cute and talks like a little girl when she talks in the phone, bloody weird. Did I found out that her eyes actually shines when she looks at me? Bloody weird. Maybe she’s trying to hide his feelings? Or, she’s too shy to let me know? Or is that me who’s imagining these things, am I, or reality is facing me, right now, right here? She likes me?
* * * * *
Yeah, I’m blogging now. I got sweaty hands, irregular breathing, and breathing-difficulties. Yes, the feeling is still there, but it’s hidden for the time being. (Exams, you see). I’ll let God decide what will happen next, just bring it on! I firmly believe that God will prepare her for me. She might not be the one, but I know I’ll found someone I really love oneday.
(thanks for listening)
(The SECRET ends here, no outspread is needed.)
New findings…………
Okay, I got no much to say recently, okay, here’s a story that will blows your mind away. This is a story about me, my new finding.
Here goes, grab your pop corn, sit down and read :
I give you time to grab your popcorn, I’ll count to ten :
1
2
3
4
………….
………..
…………
………..
10!
Once upon a time, Kelly Clarkson had a boyfriend named Joshua who had a pair who dazzling hazel eyes (Joshua really has hazel eyes!).
One day, they broke up, Joshua dropped him because he thinks that his hazel eye is too beautiful (Joshua really has hazel eyes!).
Then, the sad Kelly Clarkson wrote a song “behind those hazel eyes” to commemorate Joshua with Hazel eyes (Joshua really has hazel eyes!)
Conclusion : Joshua really had hazel eyes!
Here goes, grab your pop corn, sit down and read :
I give you time to grab your popcorn, I’ll count to ten :
1
2
3
4
………….
………..
…………
………..
10!
Once upon a time, Kelly Clarkson had a boyfriend named Joshua who had a pair who dazzling hazel eyes (Joshua really has hazel eyes!).
One day, they broke up, Joshua dropped him because he thinks that his hazel eye is too beautiful (Joshua really has hazel eyes!).
Then, the sad Kelly Clarkson wrote a song “behind those hazel eyes” to commemorate Joshua with Hazel eyes (Joshua really has hazel eyes!)
Conclusion : Joshua really had hazel eyes!
A Weird weird Funny day
The teacher gives us the homework before she leaves, it’s now chemistry class. Every student is going to the chemistry lab…..
DOESN”T THIS LOOK NORMAL!!!!?????? Well, wait and see.
TIME : Period 4
VENUE : Chemistry lab
CLASS : Chemistry
LESSON : Electrolysis
They’re doing the electrolysis with a voltaic cell, which uses Dilute sulphuric acid (which I mistook as NaCl solution a.k.a saltwater) as the chemical energy supplier.
Then, someone come out with the idea of dipping the hand into the solution. Well, there’s gonna be someone who do it. Everyone stares at me, as if I’m the only candidate (cause I always do crazy things). Well, I started the chaos by whimpered : “MAMA, I’m scared……(softly)”
Then, someone step out, who I thought voluntary decide to play the role of my mama. Nazreen said : “Come boy, mama gives you a hug”. As I continued the role-playing game, I motioned to hug “nazreen-mama” then………
“OUCH !!! WHY ARE YOU POKING ME!?”
I realized that Nazreen poked me hard in my rib seconds after he poked me. What had I done wrong, a student who disguised as a baby boy ????? that is a bad mama, bad mama. (be better mama next time ha?)
Then, I reluctantly dipped my finger into the solution, still thinking that the solution is saltwater.( Nazreen : boy, want a kiss on cheek?). the drop of solution is on my hand now, someone dared me to drink it……. (these people are so bad, trick me even though it may risk my life.)
I licked the drop of “thing” first. Hmm…. Taste salty, then it’s super sweet, as sweet as the glucose broken down by salivary amylase in our mouth. Then, everyone’s face turned into a horrific emoticon as that drip of solution flows down my throat. Well, I’m still believing that the drip of water is salt solution.
Then, it’s Jia Ying who told me that it’s sulphuric acid.
Oops………..
(after that, some doctors checked on our class as a precaution step to surveillance the H1N1 diseases. Know what’s my body temperature ? it’s 35.8 Celsius!!!!
DOESN”T THIS LOOK NORMAL!!!!?????? Well, wait and see.
TIME : Period 4
VENUE : Chemistry lab
CLASS : Chemistry
LESSON : Electrolysis
They’re doing the electrolysis with a voltaic cell, which uses Dilute sulphuric acid (which I mistook as NaCl solution a.k.a saltwater) as the chemical energy supplier.
Then, someone come out with the idea of dipping the hand into the solution. Well, there’s gonna be someone who do it. Everyone stares at me, as if I’m the only candidate (cause I always do crazy things). Well, I started the chaos by whimpered : “MAMA, I’m scared……(softly)”
Then, someone step out, who I thought voluntary decide to play the role of my mama. Nazreen said : “Come boy, mama gives you a hug”. As I continued the role-playing game, I motioned to hug “nazreen-mama” then………
“OUCH !!! WHY ARE YOU POKING ME!?”
I realized that Nazreen poked me hard in my rib seconds after he poked me. What had I done wrong, a student who disguised as a baby boy ????? that is a bad mama, bad mama. (be better mama next time ha?)
Then, I reluctantly dipped my finger into the solution, still thinking that the solution is saltwater.( Nazreen : boy, want a kiss on cheek?). the drop of solution is on my hand now, someone dared me to drink it……. (these people are so bad, trick me even though it may risk my life.)
I licked the drop of “thing” first. Hmm…. Taste salty, then it’s super sweet, as sweet as the glucose broken down by salivary amylase in our mouth. Then, everyone’s face turned into a horrific emoticon as that drip of solution flows down my throat. Well, I’m still believing that the drip of water is salt solution.
Then, it’s Jia Ying who told me that it’s sulphuric acid.
Oops………..
(after that, some doctors checked on our class as a precaution step to surveillance the H1N1 diseases. Know what’s my body temperature ? it’s 35.8 Celsius!!!!
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